Shane sets up at Venice Beach's coolest new skate shop WAX; Jenny brings Moira home to LA and introduces her to the girls; Kit finds a friend in Angus, Bette and Tina's nanny; Alice continues her descent into a black hole over losing Dana; Bette refuses to curtail her spending habits; and Tina goes to work for Helena.
Alice is doing her radio show:
Flashback to Dana and Lara getting out of their car and walking off into a restaurant, Alice comes up and bursts one of their tires.
"... It made me just a little intense... So then I said to my doctor: 'Can you just give me something strong , really strong that just made me happy. Is that too much to ask? So... He gave me lithium...'."
Flashback to Alice having dinner with... the Dana cardboard standee!... asking her: "...have you changed your hair?"
"...So this one really just made me hallucinate that I was happy...Then the, er... the withdrawal from those two drugs gave me A.D.D*, so I got the A.D.D. drug!..."
Flashback of Alice recovering her pills at a drug store, with a young boy telling her "I snort mine... Do you snort your's?"
"...a prescription for the new SSRI**, which he highly recommends, but said under rare cases, may cause me to commit suicide..."
Flashback of Alice throwing her pills in the flip-flop waste bin
"...So I was a little scared to take those then I wasn't on anything, so I felt like having sex again...."
Flashback of Alice in her bedroom
"which... really made me wanna kill myself..."
* Attention Deficit Disorder.
** Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors, for treating depression.
At the radio:
Alice: "Oh! Hi Ruth! How are you?!"
"27? 27, what do
Alice: "See! What did I tell you! I'm practically over her!"
Ruth: "I could fire you. Right now."
Alice: "You could?"
Ruth: "But I'm not going to.....I'm going to give you one more chance.... But I need to know in advance what your topics are gonna be... And I'd like to see a script! Yes, I would, I'd like to see a script - I need to see a script in which the letters D.A., followed by N.A. are NOWHERE in evidence! How about that?!"
Alice: "Ok! Ok! You look good... in a orange...!"
At the restaurant:
Dana: "Maybe she is butch in the street, and femme in the sheets."
Alice: "Oh my God! That's so original...."
Alice and Dana in the restaurant bathroom:
Alice: "I just wanna talk, Ok... I'm not gonna attack...."
Dana: "What do you wanna talk to me about?"
Alice: "I just wanna know if you're happy....."
Dana: "Yeah, I'm happy...I mean, for the most part I'm happy."
Alice: "I'm glad one of us is....."
Dana: "You know, I'm sorry that you're unhappy... I'm sorry that I made you unhappy, but Alice, I dunno what to do! What can I do?!"
Alice: "I'm getting over this... I am... I'm... I'm working really hard to get over this...Maybe we could be friends again one day...."
Dana: "I would really love that. I miss you"
Alice: "Come back to me then!"
Alice: "Ok...Ok...I'll let you wash your hands. I know how you like to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom"
Dana: "Everybody likes to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom...."
Alice: "Yeah, but it's super cute the way you do it...."
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